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Artemis no Uwaki? Nazo no Koneko Toujou
Artemis' extra marital affair? The Mysterious kitten's going to tokyo.
(yes I looked that up, its real)
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Mamoru and Chibi-Usa were doing schoolwork. Usagi got jealous and asked for help too. Chibi-Usa started complaining that if Mamo-chan did not help her she would grown up to be a loney old maid (kawaii picture of Chibi-usa with grey hair watchin TV, guess what show shes watching.... :) Luna comes over and tells them something about Artemis and a church. They all go outside and it cuts to a bunch of bushes with an old rumbling noise coming from it with a faint bell rnging sound. Mamoru and Artemis go off together (probably wanting to escap their posesssive girlfriends) to do what I have called... macho manly stuff. A small grey ktten pop out of the bushes and runs up to Artemis while saying something that sounds like "Dado-sama!" (perhaps "Daddy!") and rubs up against him in an affectionate daughter like way. Artemis is very confused and shocked. He looks at the moon on this grey kitties forehead and makes a realizationthat still confuses him. Luna comes over and at least makes the connection that this little cat is Artemis offspring. Luna is soooooo PO'ed (flames were drawn behind her). And she so then paws him one and makes a pretty bad scratch. Ouch. Everyone including the grey cat is mixed up or annoyed.

Cut to: Dead Moon Circus: Zirconia and the Trio talk some (none of which I understood). And they select a target, a nun. It was a nun from that church Luna mentioned earlier.

Cut to: Minako's Room: Minako and Artemis are talking and Minako is getting very upset. She has throbbing veins all over, even in the bulk of her blond hair. She chews out Artemis and kicks him out. (Most likely for cheating on Luna)

Cut to: Rei's temple: Mako, Ami, Rei, Usagi and Luna are all chatting. They seem to be talking about Artemis but Luna seems to be in a very good mood (maybe for pawing ol Artemis). I don't the diolog since I don't know Japanese.

Cut to: The area arround the church: TigersEye in regualar identity is taking to the nun. He is about to attack as Artemis makes his way up the street and already is in his battle costume.

[ CM Break ]

TigersEye attacks the nun. "One" A board appears begind the nun. "Two" She is latched and secured to the board. "Three" Her mirror pops out. Artemis jumps on TigersEye before he can stick his head in her mirror. Minako arrives. "Venus Star Power Make Up!" Look... thers a figure near that crosss.. its Sailor Venus! She does her speech something like "I am the soldier of beauty and love, Sailor Venus! I will serve you with the punishment of love" (at least I've seen that on a sub once). TigersEye calls up a lemure (a trippy Kangaroo one) from his shadow, that will deal with Sailor Venus. Artemis lunges at TigersEye while he prepares to stick his head in the mirror. He gets ticked at Artemis and puts him in a mini-kangaroo costume and puts him in the lemures pouch. Now whatever the Lemure does Artemis will do. "Venus Love me Chain!" Ouch! that hurt Artemis. She can't fight with her magical attacks so she tries to punch the lemure. The Lemure fights back and one of Artemis' forced punches nail Minako in the nose Sailor Venus: "Artemisu!" Artemis "Gomen ne Mina!" {Sorry Mina! (yes he does sometimes call her Mina)}

"Moon Crisis Make Up!" The rest if the senshi have arrived. They do there speech "Tsukini Kawatte Oshiokyo!" They all hop down from the rooftop they are all on and prepare to fight. Jupiter starts her "Supreme Thunder" but Mercury intervenes... it will hurt Artemis. She starts her 'Shabon Spray" but gets knocked down. Luna runs out to help but it sat on by the lemure. Owwie! Artemis bites the lemures pouch she gets mad and throws her out which leves this monster set up for attacks.

Then Tuxedo Kamen shows up, does his usuall babbling and pulls not a rabit but a cat out of his top hat. Not just any cat, that little grey one from the begining of the episode. (gawd am I playing dumb or what :). She hops out shes Chibi Moon and calls "Small Lady!" Chibi Moon excitedly calls "Diana!!!" (ringing bells in the BGM as everyone realizes this kitties from Crystal Tokyo)

Diana :"Do it know Small lady, err.. Sailor Chibi Moon!" (Kawaii!!)

Then the usuall dusting with Chibi Moon praying then "Twinkle Yell" then Sailor Moon using her "Moon Gorgeous Mediation" Bai Bai Lemure!

Later the girls, cats, and Mamoru all talk to Diana. Diana mentions Neo-Queen Serenity and that shes been sent back to keep watch over Small Lady. She also says something about being Luna and Artemis' future daughter, because both kitties turn bright red. It ends with a close up on the super kawaii (maybe I'm a bit Biased :) Diana.